A small update

So, you guys like the tune that plays when you enter my blog now? lol^^

About a dump I like to call SMK Maxwell....

Well, didn't really have anything to talk about, so why not talk about how utterly "mind-blasting" my new school is... WHY did I even get stuck in this dump? Well, it all started when my old school SM Stella Maris' (a awesome school if you compare it to Maxwell, cuz it's private...duh!) Erollment fee just sky-rocketed.... my ever-so-careless mom and dad decided to get me to a goverment school for my "OWN GOOD". Well, so I could say no, cuz' them being my parents and all.... So yeah. And my dad heard some bullshit of Maxwell being a control school, which is a selected school for smarter students. so I got accepted on the spot, I figured it was TOO wierd, me being bad at studies and all. When I asked one of my friends there, turns out SMK Maxwell is just your ordinary shitty goverment school.

Want to know WHY this school suck so badly? 1st off and the most critical issues of all, the mother of ALL reasons wht RESPONSIBLE parents bring their beloved kids to private schools instead of goverment schools in Malaysia, TEACHERS rarely teach, they never even show up for class. Yes, it might sound good to all you guys from SMSM who are reading this, but you'll know if you're in a GOV school. I mean seriously, we have 5 days of school, and we have maths like for every-freakin-day the fool only comes to teach us for only a day, AND he's favoring the Malays since HE'S one. And That guy's a MILITARY MAN for God's sake! The other case is our Gay moral teacher, he's so gay that when he spot-checks,(he's the discipline teacher too) he INSISTS on touching our private area and between our butts.... and yet, he doesn't even know how to teach! the highest mark for moral was 40, yes, 40, normally I would fail if Im in a PVT school, but the fail line for GOV schools is 34. There's one time, he didn't teach JUST because he went to a Mamak stall to eat, how 'bout that.... And these teachers are so blinded that they don't know what they're doing is wrong, but there are some ray of hope, SOME loyal teachers are doing they're best to bring us up, unfortunately, the students have given up and refuse to study.

And up next, also another BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG problem, the discipline, gangster wannabes crawling around, immoral students, shouting here and there, no tolerance, and heavy, and I mean REALLY HEAVY racism. Seriously guys, you can't imagine how hard it is for us to get some food at the canteen, the situation there is 10X more worse than China Town. And DAMN! The amount of racism.... it's always groups of Malays, Chinese and Indians everywhere, it just never mixes, I dunno why, but yeah. Another thing is the vanecular, the students here are so brainless, they only speak vanecular, and MAN! were the Malays' jaws were droppin' when I spoke Malay to them fluently....AND belive it or not, out of 10 people, 1 speaks english......

Now, here's another problem, the enviroment of the school... And lemme start on the washrooms.... they....UTTERLY.......STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean c'mon guys! they're RIGHT next to the main strairs leading up 3 stories high! imagine if someone with a sensitive nose comes by, they'll faint and just fall so hard, and the shitholes, oh the shitholes.....NO FLUSH......imagine the amount of crap buried in there.....since I dunno....1957? And DID YOU KNOW, our toilets are so high-tech, we don't have a running tap, yes, ladies and gentlemen, NO washing of hands in the toilets. They say they're not fixing it cuz we keep breaking them. WOW huh? And since Im more towards the IT kind of guy, there's no computer lab, I heard they had it, but it's abbandoned, never to be used again.... Also, did I mention we sit on the floor during our long 30mins-1hour assembly? not on nice a floor, but on a muddy wet road(after it rains of course) but NOT just a road, a worn out cement, imagine how much of a pain in the ass is that?

Ohhhh!! oooooh! here's another problemo! our "beloved" princial, Datin blabber-a-ma-jigga-bop! She IS a datin, but a lazy datin driving a Mercedes. She wasn't watching over the school for 3 months, but comes back complaining about how bad we were when she was "away on SOMETHING important". She managed to break even UMNO member speeches, by blabbering non-stop from 8.30AM to 9.15AM apprx. She's a no-good princial, period.

Now, the final, ultimate problem, the lack of the opposite sex, YES, there are NO girls (apart from the form 6, which are not my type, I prefer girls same age or younger than me, 2 years tops) I told my parents that this was a boys school, but they denied the fact until I dragged them there and showed them, now they're all in sorrow. Cuz for all I know, boys school leads to gay love, gay love leads to gay marrige, gay marrige leads to- wait, scratch that... well the point is, some of the guys here are well.....gay, not that I don't like gays, gays are okay, but....*goosebumps* so yeah, I mean, Im happy that Im NOT turning gay, thanks to the girl friends Im still able to chat with online^^ Well, that's all.

Now, wouldn't you say Maxwell is a beautiful and majectic.....dump? =.=lll

By the way, as the school slogan says....MAXWELL HEBAT!!!!! Kononnya lah....(Maxwell rules! yea right........)

Anways, if anyone from SMSM is reading this, I really miss all of you there, even most of you despise me, and Im NOT liking it like this....