Friday, July 24, 2009

Flawless Victory

So today (as per usual =.=lll) Kreeshan and I was asked to accompany Derek to the state levels for public speaking, which was at St. John's..... all to familiar, I don't even need to explain about St. John, since I've been going there 3 times in my Stella Maris days, since SMSM didn't have a field. So we rode in Ms. Sheila's car, since Mrs. Jaspal has the chicken pocks. So we reached there at about 8 AM. I could say that the contestants from the 4 zones of KL looked threatening indeed.

So we went up to the lecture theater, me and Kreeshan got our seats then we waited..... waited and waited, since it's some sick tradition for the V.I.P's to be late. So the competition started, one by one the contestants presented their intruging speeches, subjects like "The Meaning of Life" or "Teenage Life" came up, heck even the magic topic "Sex" was spoken, even a subject about words came out. But flat put, the best quote today was "Why are you betting on yourself on a single piece of rubber?", which was made by the Sex guy, I don't know his name, but he was crazy about sex... he put sex as one of his points in his Impromtu speech. FYI, the title for impromptu was "Adolecence, Relationships and Responsibilities" a difficult yet open ended topic.

So, you're asking...who the hell won? Well... remember SMP? 1st place winner of the Sentul zone? The girl didn't win. So, are you ready?

3rd place goes to Convent (I don't recall which one, but it's one of the convent schools)

2nd, goes to St. John's, he was a threat indeed.

1st........goes to SMK Maxwell.

No, you are not drugged, hypnotized or drunk, Derek won. He doesn't know why he won too, he was blaberring away for his impromtu, but by a miracle, he won. He didn't even want to win, but well, I pity you, yet at the same time, am proud of you. Looks like he'll be representing our state for the national levels, so you better kick more ass Derek.

Oh, by the way, I met one of my friends from my primary school in St. John. He still remembered me, pretty suprising after 4 years. Heck he didn't change much himself, he was the same, just the usual voice change.

Well, guess that's it, OH! Kreeshan and myself also treated Derek to McDonald's for the win. We also bought a burger for Ms. Sheila, but she didn't want it, so I finished it for her.... also that damn apple pie burned the side of my lip, ouch....

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dilema of Maxwell...

(I am doing this right now, folks)

Excuse me, I just need to let this out, ya? *ahem*

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Not to mention that there are exams next week, now I've got friends fighting? Ladies and gentlemen, once again I must stress this out... Maxwell IS and ALWAYS will be a building of drama. Geez, c'mon, just because Gayneshen went all copyright on us, this'll happen, right? I mean; sure he's a total jackass. You guys are SO easily offended, seriously.... you call yourselves awesome? THEN STOP ACTING LIKE FAGS!! Friends back-stabbing....WOW..... hey, why don't I call a movie production company and you guys can go act for them in Brokeback Mountain 2 or something....



Oh look, now we've got yet another situation, ladies and gentlemen, the WONDROUS world of soon-to-be school captains, apart from the candidates I know, they're all cool, keeping their heads together, trying to be compassionate yet strict. But this guy....THIS particular ass goes Nazi on us; yes, I REALLY mean "ruling via fear and power". Dude, look, just because you're a candidate, doesn't make you any more powerful, if you're trying to rule us by fear, you'd best put your tail between your legs and back off before I drop the "F" bomb on you on one of those after assembly briefings...CORRECTION, SCOLDINGS. ENGLISH, dumbass, do you speak it?! The guy doesn't even have proof of us doing shit on our assembly duties and he asked us to drop down and give him 10?! Let's see YOU do a better job, since you're standing there like a rock (or if your English
term; STONE)....supposedly "OBSERVING" us. I hope you don't even get that spot as captain. And comes the back-stabbing Assembly represintitive who acts all innocent when he knows he's in trouble.....you better act like a man before they find out, courtesy of yours truly....